"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"
by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020
to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man
by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win July 12, 2008
Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
by annntttt July 27, 2019