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An unintelligent specie who unfortunately hached during our generation. It has a disproportionate nose, pubic hair growing out of its scalp, horribly bleached dentures, and xxyx chromosomes. It has been raped by an 18 year old 'pornstar wannabe' on Warren St, Michigan. It has a younger sibling who dresses like a cheap hooker, and older siblings who slept with each other. They all live in a size 5 Nike shoebox, and bathe only during summertime when the white neighbors bring out their sprinklers.
oh my god, take off that mask, you look like an Alkubba!
by Elite Chicken January 21, 2008

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