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Alixander Lawler 

Stupidest, Laziest person you will ever meet. Always fails tests, never gets girls, and Stinks like you have never smelt before. He also has a 110% chance to be gay.
Hey is that Alixander Lawler, ugh! Get away run!
Watch out he's coming! Omg I just had to walk behind him. So gross

Dirty Alixander 

Big dick guy who will 9/10 times steal your girl just by having a giant penis
He is definitely a dirty alixander. I mean just look at that

Alexander Hamilton 

Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.
You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

Alexander Hamilton 

A bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by providence impoverished in qualor grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working alot harder by being alot smater by being a self starter by 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg steal, borrow or barter.

Then a hurricane came and devastation regined, he saw his future drip drippin down the drain, put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain, he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain

Well the word got around they said, this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the mainland, get your education dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name whats your name man?
Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait.

Nicholas Alexander 

The guy who successfully managed to pirate Warcraft III, so that he could play Defense of the Ancients.
EvaX : I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast, to Nicholas Alexander, for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III, so that he may play Defense of the Ancients, congratulations Nick, enjoy your DOTA. *sips coom* ahh~~.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.