She is really mean to her boyfriend she called him fat last night
Alissa : your fat.
Johnny : you'll have that, on the big jobs.
by Johnny116 September 13, 2011
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Alissa: is something that resembles or related to an alien. It has no meaning in life and just sucks at everything it does. Oh an a Alissa has very low self esteem and gets very jealous and possessive over their belongings or "boyfriend" if it can even find one.
OMG she is such an Alissa, she need to go back to Mars
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A fake girlfriend, fun to talk about lel
Shes such an alissa
by Coldicaltt September 01, 2016
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Alissa has great pussy and always will she will always have guys all over her and thats how she is she also will always have a crush on the hottest kid in class.
Damn Alissa Is looking fine girl and look she's with him again
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