Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

by BFDICream August 5, 2020