Afonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.
by tigrilloponcho November 23, 2021
Alfonso: I'm-a the best-a pastamaker in-a town-a
by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023
Alfonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.
by CremeBrulée August 4, 2022
When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021
looks like a sweet guy and also a badass. he loves snorting on some cheese powder and pillows powder.
by thewingerman November 24, 2021