A comic book hipster kid who makes fun of hipster kids. Awkward with a bizarre sense of humor. Loves his clothes colours. Also works at a video game store in the mall. You cannot hang out with a kid like this without laughing. He comes up with great ideas on a minute to minute basis. Takes lots of care with his appearance, and does very well at it. Hopeless romantic. Also mixes and listens to TONS of music, including R&B, even though he is the whitest kid you know.
Alexander QuestionMark: "on a scale of one to hipster
, i'm a fucking hipster."