Alex can be defined as a homophobe , nerd, chronic masturbator & elite xbox gamer. His daily schedule consists of stalking female classmates, hiding his boner, making rude derogatory comments on visible minorities and threatening his dad on them. He is in his prime when he is engaged in a highly competitive Halo video game series multiplayer match. He can be heard screaming profanities ranging from "Faggot" to "Nigger". He is highly "Edgy", he survives on his parents money and requires a daily intake of 16 pounds of junk food, 2L of Mountain Dew and his daily high of cat urine, cat feces and a large variety of cat odors. His appearance can be considered revolting to some who have had the displeasure of encountering the Alex. He is known for his awkward hugs, his sweater, his pedophile glasses and his unique scent. He can be seen following social groups composed of people who have an interest in video games. Rare to find within the school compound, do not mistaken him for a innocent school geek. He is highly dangerous and will stare at your ass and grope you at the first chance.
"Hey Alex, what's up?"


"Hey Alex, I'll beat you in Halo!"

"Fuck you faggot I'll get my dad to beat you up, queer bitch nigger!"

"Hey Alex, tell me a original funny joke!"


"Hey Alex whats up!"

"i got a BJ from this girl last night she was 19 MILF double Ds Faggot"

"Hey Alex whats in your backpack?"

"My dad's knives & stolen dollar store stuff."
by wickercageman October 28, 2013
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Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
by wakage September 18, 2007
The most amazing guy ive ever met.
Alex is someone who knows how to love.
You know they're always there for you.
And when you express your feelings, he's still there for you unlike many jackasses.
by Gethyphe December 15, 2007
You will never forget this guy.
He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet.
He will stick by your side no matter what.
Has a beautiful smile.
Is sweet, funny, kind, a gentleman, lover, smart, everyone loves him.
Ladies man.
Best boyfriend ever.
Great cuddler.
Will turn your world upside down.
Thinks ahead of time.
Always on time.
Great listener.
Very friendly.
If you get him mad he will turn into a hardass.
I Love him <3
"Alex is such a great guy"
by omgbutter December 26, 2011
A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.
"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"
by Alexander Man Ho September 04, 2005
Best guy ever.
will never leave my side.
i love him with all my heart.
sweet, kind, sexy, gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.
he will make your heart beat with pide
and shine with happiness which surfaces
with a smile upon your face.
always knows a way to a girls heart.
never pass up an oppurtunity to be with him
as he makes me feel warm.
is a ladies man and is a very naughty boy.
phone calls are alwasy funny as well as msn chats.
cant get him out of my head.
I love you Alex
*sigh* He Is So My Alex =)
by Jaccamental August 21, 2008
the most beautiful person in the world. a little perfect one mostly nice but can have mood swings the softest nicest lips.
alex is my dream
by bekkkkkk September 04, 2008
A common name for both males and females coming from Alexander and Alexandra.
Male- lazy, stubborn, passionate, party animal, very loving and affectionate.
Female- stubborn, easily agitated, fiercly loyal, also very affectionate, desires attention, moody, loves being in relationships.
"Alex, come here!" or "What is Alex doing tonight?"
by beachboozer December 04, 2007

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