Alelitist 

An Alelitist is a person that ONLY drinks craft beer and gets persnickety with others for drinking anything they feel is less than awesome. An Alelitist would rather tell you about a beer, as opposed to share one with you.

"Hey where have you been, you left four hours ago?"
"your brother's house...I asked if I could grab a beer for the road. he said sure...and then proceeded to tell me the malt characteristics of every French beer made from 1842-1934...what a fucking Alelitist that guy is."

Alelitist by DrinkLikaFish October 12, 2011

ablitist 

The object of having abs while being a giant douche who looks down upon everyone else.

Wait, you're breaking up with me cause you now have abs and I don't, you ablitist bastard!

ablitist by Swagplankyolo June 8, 2015

Alitist

An analog litist. The opposite of elitist, or electronic litist.

"That guy wearing the supreme shirt is an analog litist, or alitist."

Alitist by stacys__mom May 29, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016