While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.
Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!
by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021
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The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021
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To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions
"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote
by SharkTac June 18, 2023
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When a man has a failed vasectomy.
Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.
by Jdl September 18, 2022
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When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.
I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.
by Jacque the Second December 2, 2021
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