A virtually perfect being that goes by many names such as Aldinius lll or Aldino and can do anything he puts his mind to.
"Wow! Aldinius the lll is beating up Goku! With his pinkie!" Alden the OP
by Man of Tungsten carbide April 2, 2023
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(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint

(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense
(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!

(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet

(adj)- You're Alden Hiller

by 8900 March 7, 2007
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A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by srcs August 26, 2023
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When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you
A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it
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A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.
Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!
by 123456789You are weird April 15, 2023
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