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A deceptive turd status that can randomly occur after one has held in persistent fecal matter for a substantial period of time. The pressure of the fecal matter subsides and there is no longer an intense urge to perform a bowel movement. Note: Continued practice may cause severe constipation.
While watching a super bowl game, Josh decided to hold in his intense urge to poop until the commercial break. By the time Josh had finally gotten to the toilet, the turd had turned into an alcorn.
by Young JAA April 07, 2012
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A girl who says one thing, but will do another if it will get her drunk.
Hey dude, aren't you and Alcorn dating?

Depends on if I'm buying her a drink. Right now shes with that guy. Tomorrow? The world...
by Captain Wonderful March 26, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The awe-inspiring offspring fabricated when an acorn and an alcove love each other very much. Often larger than life. Known for being fast drinkers and even faster talkers with a sharp wit. May or may not make you laugh 'til your kidney ruptures. Use with caution.
"Man, that alcorn makes me go nuts!"
by You love me dontcha? April 04, 2006
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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