Alconarcolepsy Share definition Flag Overconsumption of alcohol that results in a sudden coma-like state, usually mid-sentence. We can't get Mike's nasty ass up off the couch because he is suffering from alconarcolepsy. Alconarcolepsy by Fraench Toast September 19, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Alconarcolepsy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch