Albee 

Albee is a girl with a male-dominant brain, have strong spatial awareness, can better judge size based on sound and can thrive on little sleep. Albees have more confidence too – or at least are better at asserting themselves. She feels emotions stronger than others but is usually unable to control these feelings.

"Look at Albee! She's a female but acts like a male! Oh no, wai- AHHHHHHH SHE'S KILLING EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LOST HER PENCIL!"

Albee by idgaf bout anything June 5, 2019

albee beck 

The name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's grade school lover from his early days in Austria. During the filming of "The Terminator," AS was reported to be still distraught, even years later, over the bitter ending of this romance, and was forever uttering the boy's name. James Cameron, in perhaps one of the most brilliant moments in cinema history, decided to put one outtake into the film, where they were adjusting the lighting, and Arnold was waiting simply waiting on his mark for the next take. This moment captured on film is perhaps the quintessential expression of Man's existential aloneness in the universe, and AS's eventual destruction of the set in the name of Albee seems only fitting in retrospect.

Albee Beck had a tight ass, back in der Tag.

albee beck by Pantaloon January 19, 2008

Albee Square Mall

The house of a bunch of rappers in Brooklyn, New York.

My house is the Albee square mall

Go shopping, go shopping, go shopping
Let's all go shopping

Albee Square Mall by shape012 November 24, 2017

albedo 

the sexiest alchemist ever. also a caring shortie with a deep voice and luscious blonde hair. also, sadly someone who will never come home </3

holy shit you pulled albedo? ur now on my rob list

albedo by kurapika’s bff January 12, 2021

Albedo 

Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)

Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.

Albedo by Aneda May 8, 2021

Kaeya Alberich 

Our favorite cryo bridge-maker🤩🤩

"Kaeya Alberich is a playable character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during and after the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets."

Simp A: Woah look at those Kaeya Alberich tidd- I MEAN HAHA NICE SHIRT 😄

Simp B: Yes...nice shirt indeed 👁👁

Kaeya Alberich by SHSL_Weeb1 December 9, 2020

Albenis 

The penis of a man with albinism.

Person 1: "Woah, you better put some sunscreen on your albenis before you get sunburnt!"

Person 2 (Albino): "Shut up, Carl."

Albenis by totally_not_a_stalker November 24, 2022