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1.
When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.
by chamelion June 27, 2006
 
2.
To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"
I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.
by shitier friend August 10, 2009