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1) famous dictator in 300 B.C. that led the Swag Revolution in the underskirts of Africa against the Bloods that resulted in ending slavery and the later assassination of that one chick from that one movie.

2) common STD, though uncommonly admitted, where one's urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #Twerk like Adalia Rose. In rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.
1) "Alanitus began to neuter all the African children with spoons in hopes that they would one day become allies against the Bloods."

2) Alan- "Dude, I wanna twerk so bad... and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately"

Bree- "Sounds like alanitus... I caught that back when I was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. You should see a doctor"
by BigBootyBree April 01, 2013

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