Alabama Teapot

When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.

"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"

by Peppermintz1212 August 29, 2009

Alabama teapot

It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states

In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.

by Longline35 November 4, 2018