|1.||Alabama twat block|
When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride
Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"