|1.||Alabama Backyard Beatdown|
When you and (presumably 4) other white males grab a group of women (preferably non white and/or wives) and then presume to beat the living shit out of them... Afterword put a big ol' pinch of Grizzly Wintergreen... DIXIE 09 HELL YEAH 4WD.
Bob: Ey boys wanna go to the mud hole and do some truckin'?
Bill: Nah man I'm going to the Alabama Backyard Beatdown tonight at 6:30... Just before Dale comes on to race.
Boomhower: My wife is s'pose to go to that... Bitch didn't give me a cold beer last night...