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A maneuver consisting of ripping off someone's arms and legs and beating them to death with them during sex.
I'll be your boyfriend....after I give you the Baltimore beatdown.
by tsuru November 06, 2007
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when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner. you can also optionally slap their ass during this procedure, hence the term beatdown
I gave that paralyzed chick a Baltimore Beatdown she will never forget
by ESTUBADEDO November 16, 2004
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