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Your friendly neighborhood black man. The guy you always run to for help and advice, the one you trust with your life just because he is willing to listen. Though, he himself is not a very revealing character, keeping his thoughts and emotions to himself, which usually lead to stress. Nevertheless, he is a great leader and motivator, because people are willing to listen to a man who is willing to listen to them. Lastly, he is the man who cares and loves you more than you could and would ever guess. So be careful the next time you talk to him about a crush, because he may get hurt and/or jealous.

PS, Alaaddin and Alaadin and Aladin and Aladdin are not the same!
I wish I could speak to Alaaddin, he'd know what to do.
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Den Alaaddin" machen/doing "the alaaddin 

"Den Alaaddin" machen wird umgangssprachlich benutzt um eine Person zu beschreiben die sich nach zu viel Bubatz hinlegen muss.

Doing "the Alaaddin" is colloquially used to describe a person who has to lie down after too much bubatz.
Schau mal Uwe macht wieder "den Alaaddin" weil er zu viel geraucht hat. / Look Uwe is doing "the alaaddin" again because he smoked to much.

Den Alaaddin" machen/doing "the alaaddin

Aladdin's Scarf 

The act of rubbing one's penis like a lamp until you ejaculate on your neck, representing a scarf, then commencing by making a wish.
Can be performed with a partner.
Daniel received an aladdin's scarf from Ricardo while Felipe watched with joy
Aladdin's Scarf by Krustachos January 1, 2017
the best disney movie ever told
a love story that starts with just one look and three days later they fall in love and are willing to risk their lives just to be together...
valuable lessons are also told in this romance movie... you should always be yourself and you shouldn't lie

it's deep and it evokes emotions...

And Aladdin is Sexy
Aladdin is wicked awesome

and is not a street rat...

aladdin sane 

Aladdin Sane is David Bowie's sixth album. A phenomenal Album, in which he takes on yet another persona.
Aladdin Sane 6th album from David Bowie. Example of another Bowie persona is Ziggy Stardust .
aladdin sane by G.holman September 11, 2016

Aladdin's magic carpet 

When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).

Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?

Jenny: Yeah... sure.

Jafir: Do you trust me?

Jenny: What? ...I guess so.

Jafir: *drops pants*
Aladdin's magic carpet by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009

alauddin 

An amazing sexy person nice kind and very caring sometimes sensitive but over all an amozng person with a lot of friends cares about everyone sometimes a complete annoying person but over all a good person
Alauddin is a sexy ass person
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