Ak-Farty7 

An unintentional fart that comes out in pieces that are usually low-pitch and short.

War Buddy: Awwww crap, the Jihads got us surrounded!
You: Dont worry, I'll blow them away with my Ak-Farty7
(Both laugh uncontrollably for five seconds)
You:...
War Buddy:...
You:...
War Buddy:...We should probably do something about those Jihads.

Ak-Farty7 by djcrunkyskunk December 9, 2010

AK farty-seven 

A fart that sounds like an AK - 47 assault rifle.

"Dude, your ass sounds like an AK farty-seven....wow."

AK farty-seven by shankmaster 5000 September 1, 2009