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The means by which ants communicate with one another.
Word went out over the anternet about that food you spilled and now we have an ant-trail leading into the kitchen.
ANTERNET by pRODIGAL1 January 1, 2012

alternet 

A global system implemented by 2050 replacing the old data-exchange system of the turn of the century known as the "internet" (aka deadnet). The hierarchical structure of the original system was the inherent security flaw that led to its distrust and collapse during the later global corporate revolts.

The Alternet is a decentralized, peer-to-peer internet used for political, economic and social activities across the planet. It was implemented to serve as the stateless conduit for a new multimetric politico-economy and social forum to ensure direct democracy and human egalitarianism. The system is completely wireless unlike the strict hierarchical structure of old that sent data across decaying copper-wire infrastructure.

Each device directly participating in this system is called an io. Data spreads in waves across the entire system so that each io can individually process collective user input locally rather than trusting a remote server owned by another to handle and dissipate bitstreams. Secure information is first encoded before similarly waving across random paths of the web. Instead of a centralized system of ip addressing, each new io is automatically added to the existing collectively shared indexing system without the need for manual assignment. Every person has the constitutional right to own and access an io since it is the means by which one's democratic participation is shared. Linked to each io may be several local devices such as homepliances and wallfaces.
Without the alternet, we'd still be doomed to drudge meaninglessly and powerlessly through life in the ancient capito-socialist serfdom of debt peonage and resource waste!
alternet by gregjockca November 20, 2011

Arternity 

Odelle: Do you promise arternity for me?
Silvertia: Of course I do, silly.
Arternity by Kyhin September 21, 2019

AIMernet 

Immedietly signing onto AOL Instant Messenger when your computer powers up. Most people do this to ensure that their long shallow existance is buffered with their friends and people they never met with too many numbers in their screen name. Only the true 1337 users of the "AIMernet" us this to check to see if a ganked WiFi internet connection is legit.
Jimmy signs on to the AIMernet to see if his emo friends are on so they can go into a chatroom and type nothing, they are so hardcore.

Ted signs onto the AIMernet to check to see if the WiFi detector he *cough* bought is legitimate.
AIMernet by FiXmYLOLERSKATES! June 13, 2007

Alternetard 

A person who only listens to music of the Alternative genre.
Me: "I like Alice in Chains"

Alternetard: "They're too metal, nirvana's the only grunge band I like cuz they're the most alternative of the bunch."
Alternetard by Phish sticks January 18, 2011

Arternitive 

Two girls by the names of keaten and andrea made up the subculture of arternitive in early 2005.
while we dont know exactly how it started, arternitive has become a gerneral discription of apreciating art, splashes of emo, a flair of alternative, and a little classic rock to mix in. they can be defined by staying in small numbers, scarves, converse, and un-brushed long hair, band shirts, mini skirts, and flats, crazy colors and a flash of bisexuality.
Woah, like Dude.... do you see that groupe over there? Like.. they think and stuff. But they listen to rock.... man. Whats up with that?
Arternitive by Keaten and Andrea February 7, 2005