Airpods

Two white cocks hanging out of your ears while blasting music into your fat and moisty brain.
Flex like ouu

I have airpods omg im so rich!!

by TtvEZPECT April 26, 2019

Airpods

A symbol of richn't. Anyone who owns Airpods are usually the slaves of people who own Samsung smart fridges or Gucci toilets.

Guy 1: "I just got some new headphones, guy 1."
Guy 2: "I don't speak broke, I have Airpods."

Guy with Samsung Fridge: "I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"

by creamgravy March 14, 2019

Airpods

Apple cashgrab

Oh no they released Airpods! ........ Again

by YaBoiG April 22, 2019

Airpods

A scam product created by Apple to steal your money.

I just wasted my money on Apples Airpods.

by MikesTheMan February 16, 2019

Airpods

Shit twins created by Apple.

-Hi Jack!
-...
-Jack, do you listen me?
-...
-Jack!
-...

Few minutes later

-Ohh, hello. Sorry, I had Airpods in my ears.

by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019

Airpods

Overpriced garbage wireless earbuds that look like toothbrushes hanging out your bloody ears.

"Yo wazzup bro I got new Airpods" "You mean those overpriced toothbrushes?" "_______..,.,.,../////////___<?<>!!~~@@!)++!"

by Airpods boy. October 2, 2019

Airpods

Earbuds made for poor people who can't afford the fucking wires!

Example: you drop your phone and your using airpods, there is nothing to keep it from hitting the ground and shattering. But if you're wearing Wired Earbuds, the wire has a HUGEEEE possibility of saving it from hitting the ground.

girl 1: Did you see Kaden's Airpods?
girl1: they are the hottest thing I've ever seen on him! I'm literally drooling
girl 2: Yea I did see them. But first off they are not hot, he just can't afford wires, and second your nasty get away.

by addy24681 February 20, 2019