The Air Force's mission is to fly, fight, and win, and have been doing so since 1947. While only 4% of the Air Force are piolots, it takes a lot more people than you'd think to get those planes off the ground.

An equal force in the DoD. Given the chance Air Force personel could and are playing an effective role on the frontline, having assumed the responsibility of convoy guards.

The branch with the best food, living conditions, education, post-military opportunities, and women.
The Air Force spend almost 100 times more money on education of it's troops that the Marines, Army, and Navy put together.

by Flying Tiger July 13, 2007
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The greatest military branch known to man.
Adri: I just joined the greatest military branch known to man.
Andrew: Oh so you joined the air force?
by AIRMANmendibles April 2, 2008
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The most feared and most respected branch of the Armed Forces of the United States.

Contains enlistees smart enough to repair the most expensive equipment in the entire US inventory, strong enough to KO one of those Army guys (have you seen their basic training lately?) with enough restraint to not rape any schoolgirls of another nation like the Marines and Sailors.

Underrated physically, even though their PT standards are more rigorous than the Army and Navy's, on par with the Marines, and despite the fact that as far as boxing goes, the AF has been shitting the best fighters for the past two decades (Marine Corps Martial Arts? Lol. Whatever.).

The only branch of the Armed Forces of the United States whose personnel contribute to the 40+yr DOMINATION of their domain; the skies. And they have done so without the help of allies. No million-soldier/marine invasions on some beach. No waterbattles resulting in the loss of a million ships. No battle losses at all. When was the last time you heard of the Army or Marine Corps dominating the land? Or the Navy dominating the sea? Never.

Owners of the greatest aircraft ever invented. The only branch able to kill you two times before you even know that you're at war.

The best there ever was, whose pilots are better and smarter than those psuedopilot wannabes of the other branches who are just mad because they didn't have what it took to cut it in the Academy. Fags.

Hated on by all these other branches that would like to think that they can win wars without them, like this is the fuckin' 18th century, and we still march in columns and then shoot at each other.

The most respected branch by our citizens, because of our intelligence, power, and capability.
"The Air Force is useless. What is that? A tank up there?? Oh god! A flight of enemy aircraft? Quick! Call the Air Force!!"
by The Airman March 17, 2008
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1. The branch of the service the Army, Navy and Marines wished they would've joined, after failing to read the fine print on their paperwork or failing to ask others which branch of the service is the best to go into.

2. The one branch of the military that has the best retention rates because they spend more on their troops, then ask for more for ammo and weapons, whereas the Army and the Marines is more about spending more on ammo and weapons and could give two shits less about their troops.

3. The "aerospace" branch that goes in and bombs the hell out of the area where the enemy is at, before the Marines go in and finish the rest, now that their job is easier.

4. The Army and the Marines rely on the Air Force to take them to combat zones.

5. The only branch with too many people in that the Air Force is paying for officers for early seperation and is offering enlisted an open door policy to early seperation....and because the Army is hurting for recruits, they've also offered a "blue to green" program where you can go directly from being Air Force to Army.
"I wished I would've joined the Air Force....they actually treat their troops with respect. The morale is higher than other branches of the service.....and their retention rates are the best too. No wonder it's so hard to keep troops in the other branches of the service."
by Tha_Dawg October 19, 2006
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Interestingly enough your average airmen can out shoot any other military person. Has the highest number of ground combat kills and the lowest number of ground combat deaths in the 3 most recent wars. Was smart enough to bring A/C to a place where everyone was told it would be hot. Does their job so well that they have time to sit around the break room and watch TV because nothing is broken and all the available flight crews have already taken jets and taken off to save the sorry ass marines and army. Unlike the army our uniforms look like a uniform and an airmen is capable of manipulating a button, no zippers required. Next time your crying about how easy the air force has it you should stop to realize you knew that before you joined (insert other branch here) and started yourself on the road of bad decisions.
"Look at those dumb Air Force guys over there in their air conditioned tents.. they think they are so smart..... man I wish I had air conditioning.. I'm such a dumbass." -any "soldier" in any other branch.
by whatitdew November 18, 2008
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The most intelligent branch of the U.S. military. Also the most sophisticated, and doesn't say "fuck" quite as frequently as the marines or army.
Lots of people think the Air Force is a group of pussies who can't fight on land, but they have no idea about what they do.
by superlegend03 December 27, 2011
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The Most Kick Ass part of the millitrary.
I wanna join the Air Force.
by Air Force September 22, 2008
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