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Afterplot 

(Noun)

A plot of a movie that was clearly an afterthought after special effects, all-star cast, elaborate fight scenes, etc.
The second Transformers movie wowed us with giant robots, badass battle scenes, and explosions, but we walked out of there wondering what the hell the movie was about. Totally an afterplot!
Afterplot by CreepyTastik July 7, 2011
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vodka afterglow

1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning

2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting

3) drunk
" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."

"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008

Afterclown 

The clean-up after some clown fucked sometjing up, or clowned the job. To clean up after some clown.
"Who fucked up the car?" He asked.
"My friend said he was a Mechanic" she replied.
"Great. I'll have to take it to the shop for an afterclown. Nice job." He said angerly.
Afterclown by toytechken October 18, 2014

afterblow 

The phase of a blowjob which takes place during and/or immediately after ejaculation, during which the head and glans of the receiver's penis are most sensitive, providing optimal conditions for additional stimulation.
She left you hanging after the facial? No afterblow?? You should dump her, man.
afterblow by Buttcheeks_McGee November 4, 2010

Afterthot 

A socially known hoe that has settled down and is trying to get her or his life together.
i remember back in college Brenda would get with anyone. Some guy wife'd her up I heard I. wonder if he knows she's a Afterthot?
Afterthot by Ms millz July 4, 2015

afterparty

Compound word - party with a few intimate associates taking place after the main party, usually in a different location but peripherally related to the main party.
'Sup, Chavez, u know where da afterparty be. Yeah, when Monique be done DJing, she have it in her loft.
afterparty by Safran May 7, 2003

aftergloat 

The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:

A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.

Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
aftergloat by CapTim February 19, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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