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afterbirth on toast 

slang term for bad pizza
that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast
afterbirth on toast by Woodnone September 1, 2009

morning afterburn 

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.
Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."
morning afterburn by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

Oaky Afterbirth 

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.
*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

afterburning 

When someone's just been high from the effects of marijuana, and they're still coming down, they're said to be "afterburning."
Person 1: "Dude, are you okay?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm just afterburning."

afterburner 

1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!

Afterburn 

The fiery sensation you feel on your anus after taking a potent shit; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food.
Deezam son, this afterburn is killing me. I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.
Afterburn by the $cuN>| December 24, 2008