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An Afeaki is a big Tongan man with a big head who is always depressed. He screams at the class, but it doesn’t work. An Afeaki is also a smart Math teacher who always teaches the class maths, that’s why he is called “Mafeaki”.
Afeaki the mathematics guy!
Afeaki by SomeoneWhoIsUnknown September 14, 2019
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Afearican 

Someone from the U.S, enjoying freedom in a safe country, but still experiencing the fears that are rational in the U.S but are irrational in the country they are in.

Examples:

- Fearing the cost of the ambulance somebody called for you, instead of worrying about your injury.

- Thinking the sound of fireworks could be gunfire
"When entering the movie theatre, Tanner automatically looked for the fire escape and sat next to it, despite the bad viewing angle, but then realised he was just being an afearican and moved to a better seat"
To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.
I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!
afear'd by Kitty February 9, 2005
This is what happens when you get skierd (scared) by something.
I get afeared of big storms and earthquakes.
Afeared by Rock doc January 11, 2020
A word used to describe fear in hillbillies or rampant homosexuals. Usually uttered as an excuse to get out of doing menial labour or leaving the house.
"But Lewis gone be afeared of the outside"
"I is got afeared by them childrens"
Afeared by Joe1903 January 2, 2010
A genuinely alright mathematics teacher, who will teach you everything you need to know if you go up to him and ask him about math. However, he gets discouraged easily if the class is loud or overbearingly disruptive. He can carry you to mathematical glory if you go past the content he writes on the board.

Ultimately he's a math teacher for the kids who are passionate and care about schooling or math. An all-around good guy.
Damn, I feel bad for Afeaki hes soo unlucky to get our class

Yeah, ima ask him about the binomial question, I don't get it.
Afeaki by Ajax Spray n' Wipe Bathroom September 12, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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