Fathers Advice

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.

Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.

by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008

outlaw advice

Guidance given by a person to another in an effort to help the circumvent the law or simply what is right.

After telling Steve that his mom had advised him to just "have someone else sell the stuff for you so her lawyer doesn't know", Steve told Nick. "Dude, you mom just gave you outlaw advice."

by damndiver July 27, 2009

rape advice

the act of giving someone advice without consent. this is unnecessary and nobody asked, dickhead.

A: Miki gave Chris some rape advice about Mark.

B: What a nonce.

by toasterjames007 November 18, 2019

Korean Advice

Extremely straightforward advice that is very obvious and doesn't help solve the problem.

European LoL player: How do I get better at LoL?

Korean player: Just win.

NA player: That's some Korean Advice.

by traloskensei November 1, 2021

Good Advice

Not stopping on the side of the road in back country vermont to take a piss because there are giant ass mooses and they WILL bite your dick off.

"Roger stop the car, I hav to piss"

"okay"

"pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh fuck a moose!!!!!!!"

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A BITCH!"

"Its his fault he didnt use my good advice"

by good@life101 January 3, 2009

Stepdad Advice

A great rock band made by Alexander 'Pubey' Finch; that wrote and sung the songs 'Therapy Makes You Hotter' and 'God'.

Man 1: Wow! I love God by Stepdad Advice!
Man 2: Not as much as I like cranking 90s on the lads!

by asdfghjkl;'edfghjkl;'] September 9, 2022

advice bukkake

The phenomenon of many people eagerly rushing to give advice all at once, frequently in an aggressive, lecturing, and sometimes hostile manner. Especially common on online forums.

John was surprised by both the amount and texture of the advice bukkake he received after he asked about his problems with relationships.

by GarDrastic November 13, 2007