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ADS
ADS stands for Alcohol & Drug Services.
ADS is a bullshit program where they send teenagers who get caught smoking pot or drinking. During treatment they administer random urine screens and breathalyzers. There are three phases, phase one is drug education and it lasts for five weeks, phase two can be anywhere from 3-9 months long and they will keep you in this phase for as long as possible and ask you a bunch of pointless questions that you'll probably bullshit beacuse all you want to do is move onto phase three so you can be reassured that you'll be able smoke again within the next 4-6 weeks.(I only know of this program in the Northern Virginia area.)
"Man, I can't wait to get out of ADS so I can toke everyday again."
by candice D May 14, 2005
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ADS
When an annoying motherfucker starts to talk shit, and it creates a toomer-like headache.
I was going down on these two bitches when my ADS started flaring up, so I had them make me sandwiches to make me feel better!
by StickyTits.Jizz May 29, 2011
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10.
ADS
ADS stands for the top three party favourites: Alcohol, Drugs and Smokes.

This means drinking, doing weed (or anything else drug related like, however usually marijuana/weed) and smoking normal cigarettes/cigars/cigarillos.

Can be a verb or noun.
Man 1: Dude, i was ADS'ing so hardcore last night.
Man 2: Same dude, it was a killer night!

Girl 1: Are you up for ADS?
Girl 2: Sure sounds like a good time!
by PartyGurl23 August 17, 2011
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Ads
What ruins this site
Let go on urbandictionary no they have ads
by Qwerwerwqer October 27, 2011
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ADS
Also know as Ashy Dick Syndrome is when a person of the male gender doesn't have sex for so long that the skin on his dick is dry and flaky
Joshua hasn't had sex in forever must have that ADS too!
by VCUSlumpCam February 13, 2014
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ADS
Abbreviation for American Domestic Shorthair cats.
I was livid when the vet's office listed my pedigree cat as an ADS.
by toni04 June 15, 2013
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A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.
Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.

Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.
by Mizz R.O.Y.(alty) March 07, 2010
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