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acerthorn 

inability to take blame for anything and urges to sue anyone!
Pulling an "acerthorn"
Joe: Ffs there's a hair in my burger
David: Sue the burger company for 500 billions!
Joe: Nah I don't wanna pull an acerthorn.
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Acerthorn 

An acerthorn is a large gremlin creature which has unusual tendencies to randomly make barking and gobble noises, it’s diet includes: Twinkies, Hot Dogs and fly’s. Often makes hostile actions to its family members. An acerthorn loves to steal money from the innocent
Oh dude look there’s an acerthorn! It might steal our money because we looked at it funny
Acerthorn by TwinkieMan509 April 23, 2022

Amerette 

Literal: "Little Lover". Woman's name, often shortened to Ami or Amy.

Usually an exquisitely beautiful woman, lithe and thin, yet curvacious. Known to cause men to run into stationary objects. She's refined and witty, with a wicked sense of humor. Sweet and sensitive, big-hearted and caring, yet tough enough to kick butt when needed. Incredible in bed. She'll make you earn her love, but it's worth every moment. Often attracted to quiet non-conformists and hockey players.
I will love my sweet Amerette for the rest of my life.
Amerette by M. Suave February 3, 2010

extremely adept matter accreter 

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
Someone who has the greatest heart ❤️ and the most beautiful eyes and not to mention one of the greatest asses of this century... and her body ....good god she's an angel
I just got a major boner... thanks aseret
aseret by Shanenicholas December 30, 2016
Cuban/Miami slang for "homey".
Oye acere, que bola?!
acere by =305=786=MIA~PRIDE== September 25, 2007