"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"
"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
by Pesto_the_1 November 30, 2019
An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.
Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.
by AbusementPark November 5, 2018
by SBUnit August 11, 2019
Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
by yeetus that feetus March 31, 2019
When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height
by BIG SNAK DAD September 14, 2018
by Jak_22 January 3, 2018