absofruitly

absolutely, but with fruit (originally stated by Steve Correll on the Office)

EX1:
This banana is absofruitly fantastic!
EX2:
Q:Do you want to go get Chinese food?
A:Absofruitly

by MaraNikki June 5, 2007

I absofruitly don’t want to go to your baby shower, Karen

by vmurphey June 8, 2019

Mikey:do you think your phone charger will work on Sarah's phone
Me: absofruitly

by word destroyer May 24, 2010

JG said, "You throwin down tonight, Slal?"
Absofruitly.

by gtown666dik December 3, 2009

-adjective

1. When someone is undoubtedly homosexual.

2. The way gay men express affirmative approval.

Oh... my.. GAGA! Those those shoes are absofruitly cute!

by brentus maximus July 26, 2010

Absofruitly

The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers

Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly

by Hitthegaskuma May 2, 2019

Absolutely, but make it gay. Best used around your queer friends who will appreciate this new seasoning in your speech.

Person A: Look at this person, they're so hot right?

Person B: Absofruitly.

by rizzington May 26, 2023