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albertha 

Albertha's are faaaar underated typically older but look absolutely STUNNING for their age. Gorgeous in every way. Can be a cougar because Albertha's are usually mistaken to be much younger than they really are. Very very intelligent, witty, and loves to have lots of fun. You will have the best of both worlds .. old school values and modern day fun. NOTHING escapes them without Albertha knowing. You may think she is aloof but she is definitely paying great attention. BEWARE.....Get yourself an Albertha
Albertha is fine. Albertha got it going on in every way. I can't believe that's even her name. I think they call her Bertha Butt.
albertha by Looking Good January 16, 2017
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when you have an orgasim and say a presidents name can be first or last name or be in American History
Last night when i was with this chick she had an Aberhasim
Aberhasim by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Aberham Lincoln 

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.
Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”
Aberham Lincoln by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Aberaham 

A cool motherfucker that fucks mothers on a daily. Pulls bitches left right and centre. Normally has a banging sense of humour and pulls out all the jokes. Biggest cock in the room at all times. OOFs! Truly lovely guy and very sensual when in relationships. Can be a bit of a simp sometimes when he pulls out the big gestures but is incredible in bed. You know you are in for a treat when he whips out his lunchbox!!!!
Girl 1: Aberaham made me a playlist!!
Girl 2: He’s must have a huge cock. Get with him NOW!
Aberaham by Lil Ebony November 22, 2021

William Aberhart high school 

BALLSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like every high school it sucks them. No attractive males attend this school, but if you are a lesbian you'd have lots of fun here.Natalie, Ashley, Deanna and Katrina are the sexiest females at this school. Hunt them downnnnn ;) they don't bite unless you want them to.
the other eve i was visting william aberhart high school, 'twas not a nice place to be, however these lovely wenches by the names of nat, kat, dee and ash made the experience much grander

abethany 

Abethany is a really sweet and amazing. She may come off as a really quiet person, but nice when you first meet her!! Abethany is very beautiful and intelligent
I’m so glad I met Abethany! She is so nice to me
abethany by Parties 🎉 For Life January 12, 2019
A sexy motherfucker with the pennis of a donkey. He is the most giving and humble guy with a great soul. Never will you ever meet someone like Abertan
I had sex with Abertan and he made me cum twice
abertan by YodaSwatzeneger September 6, 2019