The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.
I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln
by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009
When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.
Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!
by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009
1) When an unconscious person gets their face skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

2) He freed the negros.

3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?

4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.
"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy."
"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."

"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."
by Mejosh March 23, 2009
When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.
"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"
by Milfy :) January 21, 2012
previous definitions but to a black girl and when your done you say "your free to go"
I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'
by wickadhawd July 01, 2010
While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a Dirty Sanchez.

Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.
I finished that bitch off with an Abe Lincoln, just how the poor guy died in that theater.
by SpicyPMS October 12, 2009
1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)

The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
That dick-head only made it through three terms of Abe Lincoln. Pussy!!!
by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009

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