by deepledi March 23, 2018
Axe, or Lynx, is a Unilever-owned brand of men's deodorant, body spray. Popular with teens and desperate adult men who don't have the sense and/or money to buy a quality cologne.
AXE Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this "stuff," but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.
by Serious Advice February 20, 2007
by Blairz November 17, 2020
A barely passible anti-perspirant that's known for its heavy lies in its advertising
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials
In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application
or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials
In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application
or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!
High School Boy: I tried Axe Body Spray after seeing the ads on MTV
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself
by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021
Oh my god, I don't have time to take a shower! Let me use this bottle of axe body spray to make up for it!
by MalcolmReznor January 29, 2011
The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better
Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-
Gabe: i suck di-
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023