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For all you high school kids taking trigonometry and can't find that "inappropriate" way of memorizing ASTC, it's "all strippers take cash." It's not "all sluts take cock" like you see here, although that one is quite funny too.
Trig Teacher: ASTC - All Students Take Calculus - or All Science Teachers are Crazy. There's another inappropriate one that I will send you to the dean's office for using.

*One kid searches on his phone to find the top definition on Urban Dictionary*
Kid: "It's all sluts take cock" to his friend.

He was wrong - it's all strippers take cash.
ASTC by FAGGOT DESTROYER July 19, 2020
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ASTC is an acronym for
All
Science
Teachers are
Crazy
Normally used to remember the sine/cosine/tangent rule when corresponding with angles. From the first to fourth quadrants respectively, ASTC also refers to
All
Sine
Tangent
Cosine
However, it is also used among students to express their hatred/contempt of their oft-crazy science teachers.
*A uploads a picture of chem paper's bad joke on FB*
B- "ugh she's so LAME i hate her lessons!"
C- "ASTC, lol."
ASTC by Joy D. Joy September 10, 2011
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