ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO November 24, 2007

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

Dat ri, turn ur ass around

Is a saying you say when someone doesnt shut up, and you feel like sayin in a high pitched voice... Dats ri turn ur ass around!!

fat ass infront of you is looking at you blatantly....and you respond to her...dats ri turn ur ass around!

by evans February 14, 2005

up your ass and around the corner

person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod

to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner

by laughingcat1963 November 11, 2007

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money

A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.

by Judge dredd7 September 15, 2011

National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.

"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."

by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016