The Alkin fucking King is the big chungus, he's fucked 17 guttersluts before you wake up in the morning, the AlkinKing is the greatest example of a badass motherfucker that you've ever seen. Alkinking will cuck your goose and you will thank him for it.
Man 1: the AlkinKing cucked me!
Man 2: it's okay man, you'll get used to it, the AlkinKing cucked me 3 times this week.
An absolute sex master,a brilliant mind and one of the best looking person,fit af,bi....byhimself
vegan,straighter than the pole your mom dances on,has the infinity stones and he loves to smash
SPLASH