Taka pizda, która nie wie co robi ze swoim życie, pewnie jest niższy od najniższego człowieka na świecie, nie lubiany przez dzieci, zazwyczaj gej, którego marzeniem jest pieprzyć się ze swoim ziomkiem w szkolnym kiblu. Cały czas jest mu gorąco.
-Jezu ale ten pedowil jest dziwny
-to tylko ten zjeb Filipek Samiec Alfa, czeka aż otworzysz okno
by KAKAKAKAKAK2098 January 27, 2022
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An Indonesian ripoff of Harry Potter. I don't care what anyone says, Alfa is better. Here why:

Diagon alley is replaced by a fruit market
The train is replaced with a rollercoaster
The brooms are replaced with Lollipops

And also every Harry Potter character has their own ripoff character. Harry, Ron and Hermione have Alfa, Rei and Vega respectively. So yeah!

(PS It's in Indonesian and has no English sub soooo....)
Me: I love Alfa, it's best movie ever!
Dad: wait, the one about the wolves?
Me: No, it's an Indonesian ripoff of Harry Potter!
Dad: Oh cool!
Me: And the owl is replaced with an eagle-
The whole world explodes
by Catsumi July 3, 2023
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alfa alfa
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Noun An amazing guy who tries to be better everyday, trying to perfection himself more and more, always there for the people he cares about.
Oh, i wish i had an Alfa.
by Elweil June 2, 2023
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Alfa is the one of the most beautiful girl in the world. People who have her in their life, is leading the best life. She is kinda cute and is very friendly. If you get a chance to be friends with any Alfa, don't lose that golden chance.
'' Hey I met a girl named Alfa today, and she is gonna be my best friend.
by karma8899 August 15, 2022
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A gay man who is a drum instructor as well as a dog lover. When you see an Alfa, you should be scared of that 90 pound ass
guy 1: wow look at him he's such an Alfa
guy 2: True dude
by mölk April 19, 2021
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