A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.
"I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer"
by Zak Keasey December 30, 2010
Derived from a Cleveland Steamer, an Akron Steamer is where you take a shit on a woman's foot and she flings it with all of her might onto the ceiling.
by Greg and Nick December 29, 2005
Preferred nickname of Lebron James, one of the best players in the NBA, coined by the beautiful Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer just put the final nail in the coffin for the Celtics.
For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.
The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!
We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.
For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.
The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!
We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.
by G Gifford December 25, 2009
The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.
Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
by What would LBJ do? November 22, 2010
A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.
by The 8th Street Hammer February 16, 2012
A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.
I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer
by Zak Keasey January 1, 2010
by FireIslanders August 14, 2006