AIDS Eye 

When a crazy satanic Christmas Critters bear with AIDS rips your eye out of the socket and pees inside of your skull.

Guy 1: "Whats up with the eye patch?"

AIDS victim: "Some crazy bear gave me the AIDS Eye."

Guy 1: "Ouch!"

AIDS Eye by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

Eye AIDS

A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.

Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?

Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.

Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks

Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.

Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?

Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.

Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.

Eye AIDS by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012

eyeball aids 

eyeball aids is when something is SO bad it feels like you've been fucked in the eyeballs by a person with AIDS. Then giving you aids whenever you have to look at something.

"bro that shit you made me watch literally gave me eyeball aids."

eyeball aids by apkibum November 13, 2019