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The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.
My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
adocd by honneamise July 21, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
A bookey moving character/piece of the technology.
BRUV YOUR AN ADONDIS
Adondis by SlangCreator January 1, 2018
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adocd AOCD ADCD ADOSD adccd ADHOCD Adoadaophobia adoche Adoctorford Adocus
Stands for Automotive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Symptoms of AOCD include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Parking a minimum of 10 parking spaces from all other cars in a parking lot to avoid door dings or parking lot accidents (also characterized by parking in far corner spots).

2. Washing your car more than once a week

3. Tapping your feet together before placing them inside your vehicle.

4. Keeping automotive cleaners, waxes, and polishes inside your car at all time.

5. Never using your windshield washer fluid because you always keep your windshield clean.

6. Owning more microfiber auto cloths than any other towels in your house.

7. Keeping car parts in your own bedroom to keep them safe and clean.

8. Your car gets dirtier when it's rained on.
The other day my friend wanted to hang out, but I said I couldn't because I was busy detailing my car...I spent 7 hours on it. 10am to 5pm. I washed it, dried it, clay barred it, polished it, and waxed it, and cleaned the entire interior and glass...and then when I got done, a bird crapped on it, and I washed it again... I'm pretty sure I'm suffering from AOCD.
AOCD by RideLightning225 December 17, 2009
Attention Deficit Hyperactive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (ADHOCD) is a disorder in which you obsess over everything but don’t have the attention span to obsess about one thing at a time causing over-multi-tasking (OMT) which usually results in an insomnia driven killing spree (IDKS).
Bobby was cleaning his room when his brother Jimmy came in and started touching all his stuff which sent Bobby’s ADHOCD into overdrive. Now Bobby's parents have to burry Jimmy, their dog Buddy, buy the neighbor' a new cat and pay them $10,000,000 in damages. Not to mention the $75,000 a year for Bobby’s 24 hour a day supervision, psychiatric help, and medical care.

It's all your fault Jimmy!
ADHOCD by Bobby J. April 24, 2008

adondebakliva 

a name describing a person that wins at life. everything he/she does is successful, and everybody adores him/her. he has a mysterious sense of being, which makes him/her more attractive.
yeah, i think his name is adondebakliva.
adondebakliva by flower buttkiss. January 19, 2011

adoodledoo 

adoodledoo

suffix
1. Added to words or unspaced sentences to emphasize
supadoodledoo
howareyouadoodledoo
adoodledoo by and-peggy22 February 22, 2017

Adoctorford 

To put forth or reveal personal experiences, usually to one’s own detriment, in order to serve the larger good.
Christine was asked to adoctorford the events from that hot summer night in eighty two.
Adoctorford by Johnny Donut October 1, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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