The sexiest
Man in all of Scotland. The rose bud of the United Kingdom, and the heart of planet
earth.
Tis a rare sighting to see him, but when you do, oh boy is it a pretty one.
With his silky grey hair and unknown coloured eyes, he'll pierce your heart with one glance.
He
will protect us from chavs and roadmen. Adair is our saviour. Our lord. Our God.