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Acronym for AND CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE or ACGTS. It was a popular retort for scoring a point on the 1970's (and current incarnations) of the popular, quasi-celebrified game show Hollywood Sqaures. Now, more popularly used among the ironic set. Spoken or in print form. It should be used as an alternative to FTW and EPIC. Especially useful in ironic converational ejaculations .
Dick: OMG! I just figure out that Niles, the guy who played Kelsey Grammer's brother on NBC's Frasier is gay?! LOL. :?

Pat: ACGTS! Not that there's anything wrong with that, BTW.

OR

Clyde: This guy online wants to meet IRL. He describes himself as VGL. But I bet he's exaggerating and is not HWP.

Michea: ACGTS! Everyone knows VGL really means troll.
ACGTS by NixonSinatra June 16, 2010
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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price 

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
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A shortening of actually. Normally used in a question and exclamation context.
Sam: I just bought a QP for the cabin.
AJ: Actsch!?
Actsch by YaBoiSkinnyP October 5, 2020

Random acts of silence 

When something occurs that makes everybody stop talking and pay attention to the situation. Usually funny and very embarrassing. Can happen in a large group or a small intimate setting. Usually has something to do with racism.
Here is a perfect example of random acts of silence

Background noise from party

Becky: This party is awesome.
Ray: Yeah its alright. Its a little dark in here though, if you know what I mean?
Becky: I could ask him to turn the lights up.
Ray: I mean there are a lot of coons in here.

Record stops and everybody stops talking and looks

Blazer Barboza Associated Acts 

Atlantic Records, Jay Z, Meek Mill, Big 4 Music Group.
Blazer Barboza Associated acts were proud of his Accomplishments.
ACGTH, i’m so glad all these cops are getting killed.
ACGTH by toboracco August 27, 2020

canadian sex acts 

Various different sexual positions and acts, mostly including maple syrup, beavers or riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni.
Last night my boyfriend tried out one of the old canadian sex acts, he gave me an Old King Clancy.
canadian sex acts by Mueller18 September 10, 2014