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An old ass person, who usually like to bitch about stuff like: not enough handicapped parking at Old Country Buffet, prescription drug prices, and how good the "Good Old Days" were.
"Damn, that bitch with the cane is AARP."
by A Law January 11, 2005
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The process of a group of inbred niggers going around and having forced intercourse (rape) with preferably unnaturally obese white bitches, who they murder later.
Hey my nigga, want to go AARP some crackers?
by Batman6969696969 December 16, 2013
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(A)n (A)ging but (R)espectable (P)ussy
Edna called Life Alert for the third time this week to give the young paramedic some of that AARP.
by ndptwdfnt September 14, 2017
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much like the association, aarp refers to an old guy. They typically don't realize that they're mid-life and pursue 20 something's like it's their job.
Eew that guy is straight up aarp, why would I ever talk to him.
by marecare September 22, 2005
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American
Accosiation
of
Retarted
People
That dude is sooo from the AARP
by l33t N00Br March 16, 2005
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Armpits, Asshole, Crotch, and Teeth. These are the only four body parts that need to be washed when camping in the wilderness. All the rest are trivial.
Yeah the stream is freezing, but I'm dirty and I only have to hit the AARP. Gimme the soap...
*splash*
by Crew Middle Fork September 10, 2005
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Can't you get on that website?
No, my computer's gone all AARP on me. It's so slow.
by bnewtonf September 01, 2010
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