| 1. | L.I.G | ||
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A section of the japensese yakuza was broken off when a up coming subordinate failed a mission and resulted in losing a finger. Unfortunately for the subordinate, as a act of dishonor and a proof of loyalty his fellow comrades had cut off a chunk of his penis instead. the subordinate as low in status as he was actually had influence in the group and was able to break off his own gang. He relocated the gang and named them L.I.G. He also changed his name to Lennard Pham in an attempt to escape his infamous event.
The gang originally was called lang inzu gaj which means elevated hope. But as time moved on, the gang's notorious acts of drugs and violence changed to a major trafficking of prositution. Mostly male prositution. In 2008, 2 days before his birthday Lennard was found dead on the toilet. The cause of death was massive internal bleeding. The police described it as a re-inactment of 2 guys 1 horse. The gang was jokeingly changed to Lennard is Gay. (L.I.G) The name stuck even after the group disbanded. In Vancouver, B.C many of their operations are stll running today including the sex booth in CHQ at metrotown which forces young men to give blowjobs in front of the public as a initiation into a gang that no longer existed. L.I.G also stands for Lesbian International Group L.I.G is the gayest gang ever
L.I.G is not the gayest gang ever and im not saying that because a 5'3 asian guy has a gun as well as a small cock in my face. |
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| 2. | B.I.G. | ||
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The latter of the stage name used by the greatest rapper that ever lived, Christopher Wallace, aka, The Notorious B.I.G. It stood for Business Instead of Game, after his death it was known as Books Instead of Guns. B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A, no info, for the, D-E-A.
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| 3. | i.g.t.s. | ||
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i.g.t.s. is the acronym for Involuntary Groin Thrusting Syndrome (a sudden burst of humping convulsions), it is not actually involuntary but is in fact done for a good laugh in public places. best if used on random people because then you can then explain that you have a disease and get away with humping ridiculously beautiful women or you can piss off ridiculously stupid looking guys. man: (i.g.t.s.'s his friend next to him)
random person: "dude, stop that" man: sorry, i have i.g.t.s. |
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| 4. | Notorious B.I.G. | ||
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THE MOST OVER-RATED rapper of all time. Considered as the best of all time by idiots who can not look past the east-coast/west-coast feud and just seem to like the man because he was from Brooklyn, and conversely, fail to recognize Tupac's genius because he repped the West Coast. Tupac, the true best rapper of all time, was also from NYC, but location has nothing to do with the caliber of the music.
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Biggie had a total of Two albums, one of which was total shit (Life After Death). You'd think the best of all time would have a more impressive catalog in order to deserve that title. Even if you think that Pac is not the best, there are at least 10 rappers who are far better than Big: see list below. But let's look at the music we do have as a basis to make a judgment: -Biggie had the misfortune of having his work sullied by one of the most untalented producers to ever walk this earth (Puffy, who makes a semi-retard like Mace look like a lyrical genius). -Had some of the wackest, and I mean mind numbingly dumb, lyrics, to be ever laid down on wax: -"Escargot, my car go" (seriously, he said it). -"B-I-G, G-I-E, AKA, B.I.G. Get it? Biggie" No, I don't get it. It's not like you spelled it out or anything. Biggie, in contrast to Pac's complex rhyme structures which includes internal rhyming, was tied down to the "I have to make the last words of my sentences rhyme at all costs", and his lyrics suffered for it. Example: Birthdays were the worst... |
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| 5. | B.I.G Party | ||
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A B.I.G (Bitch Is Gone) Party is thrown to signify and celebrate the end of a realtionship or marriage to a Bitch. It's like a bachelor party but on the exit side! See www.bitchisgone.com and www.facebook.com/bigfanpage Thank God you are done with that Bitch...we are throwing you one B.I.G Party!
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| 6. | My Little N i g g e r | ||
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You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk. I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.
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| 7. | G.M.A.I.G. | ||
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Used on the D.J. Pishmix album "Murrrrrden" by Dolla Bill to stand for "Get my act in gizzear," a self-censoring acronym. "Oh snap, now I'm late. Time to G.M.A.I.G."
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