Grandma juice

The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.

Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident

by Rgoldschool December 25, 2017

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 25, 2013

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022

Promotion juice

Promotion juice is an alcoholic beverage (usually straight Jaegermeister shots followed by a bottle of Becks) designed to enhance ones self belief and give them an enormous amount of courage. First discovered in 2010 in Amsterdam by a handful of event promoters who would down a few shots then hit the streets promoting with an enhanced feeling of confidence often resulting in more sales.

Better call into the pub and have some promotion juice

by EjEdwards November 14, 2019

Pomegranate juice

Juice that makes your ass bigger

Yoooo that thot has been drinking some pomegranate juice

by Jlkjlkjlkjlk November 15, 2019

pooper juice

1. A drink that after you drink it in the morning makes you poop, such as coffee or prune juice.

When I get up in the morning, I have to have my pooper juice.

by Christy P April 5, 2008

jacket juice

A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.

Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!

Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.

This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time

by Djesjay January 28, 2016