A Bailey is a girl or friend's girlfriend who is extremely obnoxious, manipulative, and bitchy. All of us know a Bailey or have a friend who dates a Bailey.
Bro 1: Rachael is being such a Bailey. I haven't seen Brad in weeks because hes always with her and witnessing their dysfunctionalrelationship make me wanna throw up in her face.
Bro 2: I know dude Brad is so whipped its unbelievable.
The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
When a small white young male screams because his anus is being expanded by a larger black male. Then the black male lays on his back while rotating the white male around on his penis.