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A Bailey 

A Bailey is a girl or friend's girlfriend who is extremely obnoxious, manipulative, and bitchy. All of us know a Bailey or have a friend who dates a Bailey.
Bro 1: Rachael is being such a Bailey. I haven't seen Brad in weeks because hes always with her and witnessing their dysfunctional relationship make me wanna throw up in her face.

Bro 2: I know dude Brad is so whipped its unbelievable.
A Bailey by danceswithelves24/7 September 30, 2011

Taking a Bailey 

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

pulling a bailey

when a girl masturbates during a movie while with her bestfriend then proceeds to look up pornography in barns and noble :)
girl 1: are you penetrating yourself?!
girl 2: uhhhhhhh
girl 1: looks like you're pulling a bailey

pull a bailey 

a girl or boy who subjugates themselves for their crush or s/o’’s standards.
Girl 1: he likes gamer girls, though I only play sims..

Girl 2: just be you, it’s just a preference after all.

Girl 1: yeah I’m a gamer girl I am myself.

Girl 2: I told you not to pull a bailey.

Girl 1: I mean...

Pulling a Bailey

Hey I heard your dad left you when you were a baby. Nah man he’s just pulling a Bailey.

Bailey on a stick

When a small white young male screams because his anus is being expanded by a larger black male. Then the black male lays on his back while rotating the white male around on his penis.
Jail was the worst time period of my life. One time this guy Bailey on a stick'd me!!!