h/p/a/v

adj.
/eych-pav/

A minification of terms popular on internet and bulletin board systems (BBS) throughout the 80s and 90s denoting that the sysop hosted hack/phreak/anarchy/virus content on their server.

"Rusty n Eddies was one of the most popular h/p/a/v sites in the world until the Wire Fraud Act of 1996 was passed and the following Hacker Crackdown resulted in its closure."

by NOSliwes November 21, 2009

H. P. Lovecraft

Perfectly dreadful writer, considered the father of gothic horror stories. Has good ideas, but also has a fascination with long, pointless adjecties and hyperbole. Best known for the short story Call of Cthulhu among other things.

H. P. Lovecraft's writing is so predictable that even the worst translator can translate it from English to Russian to French to English and have it come out exactly like the original!

by Duellist October 15, 2006

P with a H of G

Short for Prostitute with a Heart of Gold. Originating from the movie 'Paris - When It Sizzles' starring Audrey Hepburn and William Holden.

Guy #1: "That girl is a sket!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, kinda, but she's a P with a H of G!"

by Becca_29 July 20, 2008

C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

by fiftypour August 20, 2010

rb h p ca s

n. one who is extremely gay and is enjoying of homoerotic anal stimulus.

He wasn't just a flaming homosexual, he was "rb h p ca s"

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

r-h-c-a-c-h-p

Rub Her Clit And Call Her Princess

"yo you gonna r-h-c-a-c-h-p tonight"

by brokenangle1217 March 29, 2018

I P I I H B

This is a message board acronym.

I'd Put It In Her Butt

Kate Upton is so hot. Yeah, I P I I H B.

by IU Boat Drinks August 3, 2011